The title of this blog post pretty much sums up my life.
Swimming.
Oh swimming.
I don’t really understand how putting on a rubber cap and a spandex and Lycra outfit, and swimming back and forth- while simultaneously choking on water and feeling like you are suffocating, is a sport.
Running makes sense. Our ancestors needed to run to catch their food. So it’s obvious why we needed to run.
Swimming? Not so much. Unless you wanted to cross an ocean or a lake. And let’s face it, you could’ve probably done that on horseback, or buffalo back, or what have you.
My mom reminds me to have a positive attitude. And I am really trying to keep a positive attitude.
(I apologize for the profanity)
Other things worth mentioning?
Going from living solo or with one other person, to going to living with your entire family? Interesting.
I come from a family that either watches the news, or shows such as “Pawn Stars”, “Storage Wars”, “American Pickers” (I promise we don’t live in a trailer park) and so on and so forth.
Very relaxing TV to say the least.
Lately I’ve been having dreams where Bill O’Reilly starts to auction off the things he finds in Anderson Cooper’s storage bin and tries to get enough money to fund his next book by selling stuff to the local pawn store. (I’d rather be dreaming of Ryan Gosling)
Also? My mom wears runners in the house, she “has to” because she has orthodics and they help her feel amazing. (probably a gross exaggeration) This is not problematic, unless you sleep in the room directly below her bedroom. Then it becomes a slight problem. No need for an alarm clock in this house – everyone’s up when mom is up. (I realize I shouldn’t complain, but I need my beauty sleep to counteract the green hair that I will be getting from the chlorine.)
Often, when I am here, in the windy dustbowl of Medicine Hat, listening to Fox News and the pitter patter of runner feet – I sing the song “Turn Turn Turn” by The Byrds.
I am super grateful for the opportunities that are coming down the hatch for me. I am not so much super grateful for the immense growth that will be happening with these opportunities.
But, to everything there is a season. Turn. Turn. Turn.
(really, right now I’d just like to turn the TV channel)
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