Swimming and living with the fam.

by Madison on May 23, 2013

The title of this blog post pretty much sums up my life.

Swimming.

Oh swimming.

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I don’t really understand how putting on a rubber cap and a spandex and Lycra outfit, and swimming back and forth- while simultaneously choking on water and feeling like you are suffocating, is a sport.

Running makes sense. Our ancestors needed to run to catch their food. So it’s obvious why we needed to run.

Swimming? Not so much. Unless you wanted to cross an ocean or a lake. And let’s face it, you could’ve probably done that on horseback, or buffalo back, or what have you.

My mom reminds me to have a positive attitude. And I am really trying to keep a positive attitude.

 

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(I apologize for the profanity)

Other things worth mentioning?

Going from living solo or with one other person, to going to living with your entire family? Interesting.

I come from a family that either watches the news, or shows such as “Pawn Stars”, “Storage Wars”, “American Pickers” (I promise we don’t live in a trailer park) and so on and so forth.

Very relaxing TV to say the least.

Lately I’ve been having dreams where Bill O’Reilly starts to auction off the things he finds in Anderson Cooper’s storage bin and tries to get enough money to fund his next book by selling stuff to the local pawn store. (I’d rather be dreaming of Ryan Gosling)

Also? My mom wears runners in the house, she “has to” because she has orthodics and they help her feel amazing. (probably a gross exaggeration) This is not problematic, unless you sleep in the room directly below her bedroom. Then it becomes a slight problem. No need for an alarm clock in this house – everyone’s up when mom is up. (I realize I shouldn’t complain, but I need my beauty sleep to counteract the green hair that I will be getting from the chlorine.)

Often, when I am here, in the windy dustbowl of Medicine Hat, listening to Fox News and the pitter patter of runner feet – I sing the song “Turn Turn Turn” by The Byrds.

I am super grateful for the opportunities that are coming down the hatch for me. I am not so much super grateful for the immense growth that will be happening with these opportunities.

But, to everything there is a season. Turn. Turn. Turn.

(really, right now I’d just like to turn the TV channel)

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Figuring it all out.

by Madison on May 19, 2013

I haven’t posted in a long, long time. And I am not going to flatter myself by pretending you noticed. There is nothing worse than a blogger saying “sorry I’ve been gone soo long”…. because I usually think to myself “honey, no one cared”.

(lately, I’ve been referring to myself as “honey” a lot. “honey – you can do this!” “honey, it ain’t no thang!” Apparently, I have become a middle-aged female Tyler Perry)

I’ve taken a blog hiatus for many a reason. Mostly because I was just so darn sick of health and fitness blogs. I don’t know what happened, I think I became aware (shockingly) that there is more to life than taking pictures of your food and your Garmin.  I was increasingly finding that the people who did do that – really got under my skin. And, let’s face it, nothing is more hypocritical than hating on something and then doing it yourself. So, I just quit. Cold Turkey. I’ve also been (slowly and painfully and probably not successfully enough for my loved ones) trying to gain a few pounds… I’m going for more of a healthy look, rather than a heroin addict look. I figure this change might make it more pleasant for people to look at me while I am sporting tank tops and shorts. (go figure) It’s pretty annoying to have to scale back on your workouts and pony up and eat more food when you are bombarded with hashtags reading #eatclean #sweatdirty #blah blah blah.

Finally? I am moving. Back to my hometown. I am also starting a new job.

It includes swimming.

Like, a lot of swimming.

Like, the next three months I will essentially become a frog.

So, I didn’t want to blog about all these changes in my life until I told my near and dear.  I also didn’t want to blog about how much I may be freaking out about the move.

Don’t get me wrong, I am so darn thankful that I now have a full time job that’s not in a market (ie. teaching) where everyone is getting laid off and budget cuts abound. I am also thankful that I can live with my parents (rent free) until I save some money and buy my own place (which in my hometown, will be dirt cheap) I am also grateful that I won’t be living in a city anymore. Call me crazy – but the city isn’t for me.

But there are a few caveats – I haven’t lived with my fam (aside from brother bear) in almost a decade AND I really hate to get wet. (Like, I’ve really gotten used to quiet and alone time, and I REALLY hate getting wet.)

Funny how God has a sense of humor. He gives you a very large gift, but he also gives you opportunity for growth. Oh JC. You sly fox. Always throwing me for a loop.

So there you have it. A mini update. (because, as we discussed before – you’ve been waiting around for it) I will most likely blog a little more frequently in the future. Only because I will need some people to tell about my swimming hijinks. Seriously, I am going from doggy paddle to lifeguard training to how to teach people to become lifeguards. It’s going to be a gas. You’re going to want to stay tuned.

In the meantime, here are some lovely pics (like 5) that I’ve taken in the past few months.

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(Barre Teaching)

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(Racing – Hey, just because I’m scaling back doesn’t mean I don’t go into beast mode every once in awhile)

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(new neighbors)

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(my beloved Montana)

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(catching up with precious old friends)

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(hanging out with new ones – meet my new little buddy Nova)

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(attempting to plant a garden – stay tuned on its success)

 

 

 

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